Honest Trailers | Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Thứ sáu - 17/05/2024 23:42
Honest Trailers dials up the silly for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny this week as, sadly, it's now Henry Jones, Jr. who belongs in a museum.

From the studio that gave us Han Solo and Luke Skywalker as old men filled with regret, and the director who envisioned Wolverine as a sad, broken grump, comes Hollywood’s latest reminder that time is a fire in which we all burn.

Honest Trailers whips up Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny this week, which features everyone’s favorite archeologist/adventurer, Indy, teaming with his goddaughter, Helena (whose name was never mentioned before) to fight Dr. Voller, a villain who wants to kill Hitler – for all the wrong reasons.

Is it elder abuse to take an isolated senior citizen around the world on a treasure hunt? Well, since everyone hated Crystal Skull they basically decided to un-do that movie’s happy ending and give us an Indiana Jones with no hope. Yes, it’s yet another movie where Indiana Jones does nothing and waits for the bad guy to f*** up, so buckle up for Honest Trailers’ latest loving lashing.

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